Happy St. Pat's Day - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL The Newporter Inn

The Newporter Inn

Get ready to laugh with the "Sanford and Son Salvage" design

families gathered in the coffee shop

Inspired by Ashley Schaeffer from Eastbound and Down

Ornate white script with decorative swashes reads "Regulators" across their midsections

Happy St. Pat's Day - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL The Newporter InnNaming a holiday after yourself is the kind of power move most people can only dream about. Pat finally got his day, and the only requirement is showing up with shamrocks and a smirk. The Details: Distressed white text reading "HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY!" arcs in a circular arrangement, with small shamrock accents placed between words. A weathered white portrait illustration of a smirking man is centered within the ring of text, rendered in a vintage screen