Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue An orange circular sun backdrop

An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight

Surviving a dragon encounter at 2 AM with three hit points left is less about bravery and more about sunk cost fallacy

000 years of cultural evidence

​ Printed on our warm & cozy unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

wearing his traditional hat with a full beard and one eyebrow raised

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue An orange circular sun backdropBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below