Derwood Stephens - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Distressed white arched block text

Distressed white arched block text reads "THE STEAKS ARE HIGH" across the top

Destroying two old men over frozen concentrated orange juice is already legendary

Inspired by The Fifth Element

Nobody questions royalty when the crown fits

" white block text "CLASS A BASEBALL

Derwood Stephens - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Distressed white arched block textDarrin? Derwood? Dum Dum? Close enough. This Derwood Stephens design is a fan tribute to Bewitched, inspired by Endoras never ending refusal to call her son in law by his actual name. Whether youre a devoted Darrin fan, a classic TV buff, or just someone who appreciates a well placed mother in law insult, this ones perfect for fans of 60s sitcom nostalgia, Bewitched merch, and hilarious passive aggressive name swaps. Wear it proudlyjust dont expect