Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Sweatshirt action Arched red martial arts-style serif

Arched red martial arts-style serif text reads "SHO'NUFF'S" above smaller white text reading "NEW YORK" and "SINCE 1985

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Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

Distressed white bold serif text stacked in three centered lines reads "Free High Fives" in a rounded retro typeface with a weathered

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Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Sweatshirt action Arched red martial arts-style serifMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork