Party Animal Just Add Booze - Unisex T-Shirt hendrix Somewhere a marine biologist is

Somewhere a marine biologist is laughing alone at a party

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surrounded by small white pine trees

underlined by a diagonal lightning bolt

with a small open book icon at the bottom

Party Animal Just Add Booze - Unisex T-Shirt hendrix Somewhere a marine biologist isWerewolves need a full moon to transform, but most guys at an open bar only need a second IPA and a DJ playing "Don't Stop Believin'." The button down shirt survives exactly long enough to maintain plausible deniability. The Details: Orange block text reads "PARTY ANIMAL" in an arched layout above a vintage horror style illustration of a snarling werewolf in a button down, gripping a green bottle, rendered in orange and green ink. Orange block text