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Somewhere a tortilla chip is being lowered into queso with more reverence than most people show at church

Black line art in a vintage hand-drawn style depicts a 1950s housewife in a checkered dress and apron

Wavy black serif text below reads "IT RUNS IN YOUR JEANS

while a gold banner reads "HOTEL & CONVENTION CENTER" flanked by Japanese characters

Naming a roller rink "Rolladium" suggests gladiatorial combat

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