Santa Tuxedo - Long Sleeve T-Shirt theatre A distressed white circular badge

A distressed white circular badge at center contains baseball stitching motifs

Turtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational

A tribute to the 1970s television classic

a red stripe along the lower panel

it’s not Christmas without Ellis trying to save the day—his way

Santa Tuxedo - Long Sleeve T-Shirt theatre A distressed white circular badgeWearing a printed tuxedo to a holiday party is the formal wear equivalent of answering "sure" to every RSVP. The candy cane boutonnire really seals it, because nothing says black tie like a pocket that doesn't physically exist. The Details: A red bow tie sits at the top, flanked by green and red tartan lapels over a white vertically striped dress shirt with black buttons and a red vest panel. A green trimmed breast pocket on the right holds a candy