Damn I Love Fireworks - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "FIRECRACKERS" across the top

Clown from In Living Color

Running a pizza joint in Harlem while your son is catching bullets with his teeth is the kind of work-life balance most parents never have to navigate

" A cartoon tiger head wearing a baseball cap

and Lincoln each raising amber-colored beer pints

Damn I Love Fireworks - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Arched distressed white serif textDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels