Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex Sweatshirt newport A distressed red-orange circle sits

A distressed red-orange circle sits at the upper left beside flowing white cursive text reading "Aloha

with "bowl" below in bold blue lowercase serif

Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

" A small black illustration of a soda glass sits left of the bottom line

Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex Sweatshirt newport A distressed red-orange circle sitsBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif