The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt Lowell and crossed utensils

and crossed utensils

Massachusetts was already fertile ground for baseball long before the major leagues took shape

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and a team named for the trade carried real civic pride

Running toward a Bolivian army with revolvers and zero exit strategy is peak optimism

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt Lowell and crossed utensilsCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie