The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Unisex Hoodie vermont with "1985" to the right

with "1985" to the right

Bold white block text reads "UNDERHILLS" in all capitals below

Baseball and bourbon ran through Peoria's veins alike

High fly ball into right field

Cooking for a crowd requires the dead-eyed calm of someone who stopped caring three Thanksgivings ago

The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Unisex Hoodie vermont with "1985" to the rightLosing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach. America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point. The Details: Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown, flanked by decorative white stars on both sides. Larger western style lettering below