Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Arched distressed orange serif text

Arched distressed orange serif text reads "Mushnik's" across the top

Jules sipping that coffee like he's at a cupping session while a body cools in the garage is peak hospitality review

and orange-red hair

Distressed white text reads "The" in a small serif font above large retro display lettering reading "Rocky" with a worn texture

Species-appropriate tragedy

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Arched distressed orange serif textNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack