Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Cursive script across the center

Cursive script across the center reads "Roller Bowl

flanked by small black bats on both sides

Squinting replaces dialogue when every standoff lasts longer than most marriages

Multicolor illustration of a wide-brimmed striped hat with horizontal stripes in red

celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Cursive script across the centerRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY