Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Branding tequila after the village

Branding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons

Arched red serif text reads "MIRACLE IN THE DESERT" above a red and golden-tan illustration of a sultan figure standing with arms crossed

who made it her life’s mission to uncover the strange goings-on at 1164 Morning Glory Circle

with bold distressed white Western-style text below reading "HOT PEANUTS

Perfect for fans of Die Hard who know it’s the ultimate Christmas movie

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Branding tequila after the villageA founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue