Ask Me - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black which is corporate speak for

which is corporate speak for having no actual plan

A high-contrast white stencil illustration depicts Darth Vader mid-swing with a golf club

Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans

Flanking text reads "ESTD 1905

The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline

Ask Me - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black which is corporate speak forAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double