The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Blue text at the bottom

Blue text at the bottom reads "SALT LAKE

Bold white block text reads "TRICK" beside script reading "Since" and "1984

Somewhere in Placentia a confused dental receptionist keeps getting calls about couples skate night

Reporting the same forecast every day is less a career and more a cosmic punishment for being insufferable

mouth set in a hard stare

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Blue text at the bottomJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi