Skateway - Cypress, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt hamburgers Yogurt warned us merchandising is

Yogurt warned us merchandising is where the real money is

but Phil Connors had a few thousand February 2nds to nail it

hand-drawn style with worn grungy edges

Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

Inspired by Dumb and Dumber

Skateway - Cypress, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt hamburgers Yogurt warned us merchandising isPrinting a full street address and phone number for a roller rink that closed decades ago is the most optimistic thing on any garment in this building. Somewhere a ghost in rental skates is still waiting for you to call about couples night. The Details: Large distressed white angular text reads "SKATEWAY" in a bold slanted sans serif font with a speckled, weathered texture. Smaller distressed white text below reads "6143 Ball Road Cypress, CA 90630