Shake and Bake - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Slack-jawed contempt has never been

Slack-jawed contempt has never been so polite or so relentless

flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink

Distressed white block text below the house reads "THE HOA

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

chili peppers

Shake and Bake - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Slack-jawed contempt has never beenShaking and baking was never a cooking technique, it was a blood oath between two men whose entire theology ran on Mountain Dew and lap times. Cal never should have stopped being the magic man. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Distressed block letters in alternating red, blue, and yellow spell "SHAKE" across the top, with white text reading "AND" between two fist bumping hands wearing red racing gloves. Multicolored distressed text below