American Balled Eagle - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Perfect for fans of classic

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Tiki bars like this one weren't just restaurants

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Arched salmon-pink distressed serif text reads "GRAPEFRUITERS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic grapefruit character rendered in golden-yellow

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American Balled Eagle - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Perfect for fans of classicSwapping one letter turned America's most majestic bird into a fertility symbol, and the eagle still looks like it belongs on a government seal. One consonant separates patriotism from a dick joke whispered at the cookout. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle in a landing pose with wings spread wide, bearing white stars across blue inked wing feathers, a white head, yellow beak, and yellow talons. Red script text below reads "American