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" Curved script below reads "Amazing & Painless" above a small tooth icon surrounded by ornamental flourishes

a thick handlebar mustache

" A vintage illustration depicts a blue bowling ball scattering white pins with red stripes against a red city skyline silhouette with buildings and a church steeple

its curling tentacles covered in detailed suction cups radiating outward

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

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