Burton's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL JJ's Diner

JJ's Diner

Wearing a shirt that admits it's the unfunny one takes the same energy as introducing yourself as someone's disappointing friend

Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALL★AMERICAN BURGER" with red and blue horizontal stripes

Relaxed fit with a vintage texture

and an unblinking stare that makes the snowman uncomfortable

Burton's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL JJ's DinerCatching a knife once doesn't qualify anyone to open a fitness center, but Jack Burton's personal mythology runs on a different engine than reality. Somewhere in Chinatown there's a gym that smells like Bengay and unsolicited life advice. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved distressed white serif text reads "IT'S ALL IN THE REFLEXES" above "SINCE 1986." A digital illustration of Jack Burton in a white tank top curls dumbbells,