Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Muscle Tank paterson Serif white text reads "CLUB"

Serif white text reads "CLUB" below the emblem

Two small crossed checkered flags sit centered at the bottom

A vintage cartoon waitress in an orange chef's hat

Touring merch for a band that only existed because three convicts needed gas money is peak accidental greatness

but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Muscle Tank paterson Serif white text reads "CLUB""Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text