Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Stencil-style white text below reads

Stencil-style white text below reads "WEAPONS OF" in smaller letters

famous for prime rib that kept generations coming back

Advertising free high fives on your chest is a bold assumption that strangers needed a written invitation to slap your palm

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Rufus delivered that future tourism pitch completely straight and somehow made strip mall utopia sound like paradise

Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Stencil-style white text below reads"Ope" replaced an entire region's hopes and dreams, and honestly that tracks. Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster. The Details: Distressed pale gold serif text reads "MIDWEST" above a woodcut style pastoral illustration depicting rolling hills, a farmhouse, a barn, grazing cattle, a fence, scattered trees, and billowing clouds. Pale gold