THEY'RE REAL. Sizes:L The Mainpiece tee is for

The Mainpiece tee is for the woman who holds the whole thing together and has absolutely zero plans to stop doing so

Matthew Broderick

This tee is for the people who have the whole script memorized and consider it a life skill

The designation that follows some people their entire lives — worn as a warning by some and as a badge by others

Somewhat famous

THEY'RE REAL. Sizes:L The Mainpiece tee is forThey're real. The statement that either confirms something obvious, challenges something skeptical, or ends a conversation depending entirely on the context. This tank is worn by the person who finds the ambiguity entirely on purpose.